It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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