Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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