? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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