I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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