She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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