I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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