Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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