i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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