she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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