at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Two words: blizzard sex
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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