I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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