I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
