at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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