It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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