you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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