What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Randomize
