We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
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