his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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