It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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