Are we in a gay sports bar?
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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