that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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