If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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