Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
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