Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I can feel your judgement through the phone
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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