i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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