my vag is so smooth its legendary
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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