I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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