what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
sex in a hospital.. check
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