i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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