They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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