I wannas sexs uuuuu
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I think I won the penis lottery.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Randomize
