Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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