I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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