She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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