absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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