to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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