His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
you never un-have a 4some
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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