I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Randomize
