Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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