i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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