Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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