Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Well I just put wine in my tea
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I had to cum in my sink.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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