my sisters under your porch take her home
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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