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(865): View more from Tennessee

sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.

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(503): View more from Oregon

bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.

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(512): View more from Texas

Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?

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(312): View more from Illinois

I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.

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(971): View more from Oregon

I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.

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(916): View more from California

Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?

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(651): View more from Minnesota

A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!

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