If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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