Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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