Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
she pinky promised me she was 18
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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