whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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