Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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