all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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