We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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