Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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