shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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